Snobby Frankie

Last Friday evening after getting dinner with some pals we headed over to Chris's apartment. On the way over to his place Chris and Phil we subject to another rant of mine about Port wine, so we moseyed on over to a Ralph's to buy some. I found a 10 year old Tawny Port. When buying it I was not carded, the cashier instead asked me about the wine and expressed to me that he has been meaning to try some. I encouraged him to do so. On the way out of the store I pointed out to Chris and Phil that he did not card me, and that it must have been because I was so refined and classy. Phil however brought clarity to the situation, as he often does, by saying he doubts that many kids buy expensive desert wine to get crunked on.